Pregnant man
COTD#1
Fiona: Eh, Keefe! Be my brother on Facebook. Or do you want to be my father, mother or sister?
Keefe: Okay, I'll be your mum then.
F: Ok, wait ah I go put you as mum.
K: Hahaha, you want to be an ass hole baby?
F: I don't mind. Not bad what.
K: Okay... Oh ya remember that man who got pregnant?
F: Ya ya!!!
K: I wonder how he give birth... through his ass?
F: He still got verjayjay what!
K: Oh ya but still. I think he must do cesarean to get the baby out.
F: Ya, damn gross.
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