Monday, 24 May 2010 @ 10:30
My broken door
So alot of drama happened tonight. At 10:30pm, I discovered my room's door knob suddenly got fucked and lose, and when I tried pulling the thing it didn't budge. So I decided to wake my mum up, telling her what happened. She tried and tried, but we were still stuck. Fuck our lives. So my mum said something about calling the fire brigade, so we called the Civil Defence Force and those mother fuckers were useless. They kept suggesting we ask a relative/family to call the locksmith. I mean like, c'mon if we could do that we wouldn't even be calling YOU in the first place right?

But in some ways I was a little disappointed inside. LOL. I thought I would get a chance to use their mega long ladder :( So option no.2 was to call the locksmith. Nicholas was so sweet, he willingly came over in such an ungodly hour to monitor the repairman. But I know he secretly finds it so exciting! Too bad I couldn't see anything. I could only hear the banging down of the door, and the pushing and unscrewing of the door knob. Exciting much! Twitter updates below!


  1. I can imagine @eatmyfinger enjoying this so much. How often do you get to see a door get hacked down in your everyday life?
  2. @eatmyfinger I DIDNT LOCK MYSELF IN. THE FUCKING DOOR KNOB GOT FUCKED.
  3. Tweeted by @eatmyfinger LOL
  4. Fucking pro locksmith just managed to hack into Fiona's main gate in two minutes flat.Good god the main door is still standing strong though
  5. Why is everyone so amused by my story? :( The saga continues: @eatmyfinger is outside with the locksmith. Can they come in???!!
  6. @cookiesncutters LOLOL he's outside my house with the locksmith!
  7. WHY IS THE LOCKSMITH TAKE 10928397YEARS TO COME.
  8. Nicholas Teo/@eatmyfinger is such an awesome sweet friend! :)))
  9. @stephwongg >:( NOT FUNNY.
  10. WE RESORTED TO CALLING CIVIL DEFENCE!! OMG.
  11. I think I just screwed up the door and now we're locked inside the room. FOL.
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